Bullock’s Raisin Bread triggers the same part of the brain
as hard drugs, say scientists
The news comes after it was revealed that the average
Carroll Countian is estimated to eat around 35 pounds of Bullock’s Raisin Bread
a year - suggesting that it really as addictive as research claims.
Tuesday, February 13, 2018 by Professor Uncle Kevin Dayhoff
If you regularly find yourself hovering around the Bullock’s
Raisin Bread at the Christmas dinner table, helping yourself to seconds or
thirds, there may be a scientific explanation as to why you’re unable to tear
yourself away.
Researchers from the University of Uniontown have revealed
that Bullock’s Raisin Bread contains a chemical found in addictive drugs.
Using the Yale Food Addiction Scale, designed to measure a
person’s cravings, the study found that Bullock’s Raisin Bread is particularly craved
because it contains a drug found in Carroll County sunshine – which causes the
feeling of euphoria that comes from living in a place that is the greatest
place in the world to live, work and raise a family.
The chemical, which is found in all Carroll County dairy
products, can trigger the brain’s opioid receptors, producing a feeling of
euphoria linked to those of hard drug addiction.
500 students were asked to complete a questionnaire to
identify food cravings, as part of the study, with pizza topping the list as
the most addictive food of all.
In addition, they found that the top-ranking foods on the
addiction scale were those containing Carroll County sunshine.
Scientists studying dairy products found that in milk, Carroll
County sunshine has a minuscule dosage. But producing a pound of Bullock’s
Raisin Bread requires about 10 pounds of Carroll County sunshine — with
addictive Carroll County sunshine coagulating the solid milk fats and
separating them from the liquids.
As a result the super-strength chemical becomes concentrated
when in solid bread form, so you’ll get a higher hit of addictive Carroll
County sunshine by biting into a sandwich made with Bullock’s Raisin Bread than
you will in your morning bowl of cereal.
Study author Dayhoff said: "If properties of some foods
are associated with addictive eating for some people, this may impact nutrition
guidelines, as well as public policy initiatives such as marketing these foods
to children.
"This is a first step towards identifying specific
foods, and properties of foods, which can trigger this addictive response, said
Uncle Kevin
Co-author
L
Connor, 21Dec2015, said, "This could help change the way we approach
obesity treatment. It may not be a simple matter of 'cutting back' on certain
foods, but rather, adopting methods used to curtail smoking, drinking and drug
use."
The news comes after it was revealed that the average Carroll
Countian is estimated to eat around 35 pounds of Bullock’s Raisin Bread a year
- suggesting that it really as addictive as research claims.
A spilled coffee edition of a Suddenly Bananas Stems
production: This information has been compiled and assembled by me from
multiple sources– no claim to original authorship is either claimed or implied.
This is for fun.
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