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Friday, December 25, 2015
Grits - The breakfast of champions.
Monday, August 24, 2009
I wonder what’s in the box? Part 3
August 23, 2009
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This is nirvana for a breakfast hound like me who likes anything that has to do with "Georgia Ice Cream", "Dixie Ice Cream" - grits, corn meal, pancake & waffle mixes, flours, biscuit & bread mixes, pioneer's porridge and …
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August 15, 2009
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Sunday, April 19, 2009
The passion and the glory of grits
April 17, 2009 - August 10, 2007 Kevin Dayhoff
Every locale and region in the United States has its iconic food. And so it is that I’d like to bring up the subject of grits, a much maligned and misunderstood delicacy. Grits are a path to the American dream. A food for “everyman,” of which there is a dearth of availability in Carroll County.
In a contemporary world in which we face so many complexities and challenges, perhaps the world would be better if Americans ate more grits.
We will never be able to ponder the depths of the value of this truly invaluable food.
Beyond a shadow of doubt grits are one of the food adaptations that have changed the world.
Food Grits
http://kevindayhoffart.blogspot.com/search/label/Food%20Grits
20070922 dft Grits an American passion
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World Grits Festival, St. George, South Carolina
http://www.worldgritsfestival.com/
The World Grits Festival Steering Committee is pleased to announce the date of the 2009 Festival: April 17, 18 & 19, 2009
Sunday events schedule - April 19, 2009
Attend the church of your choice
Sunday Morning Arts & Crafts 12:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Sample Grits at Quaker Booth 12:30 PM - 4:00 PM
Grits Grinding 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Dunking Booth 12:00PM - 3:00PM
Food Booths 12:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Grits Diners at Festival Building 12:00PM - 4:30PM
Magic Midway Carnival 12:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Rolling in the Grits Contest (Adults 15 and over) 1:00 PM
Festival Store, Civic and Commercial Booths 12:00PM - 5:00PM
Basketball Toss for older kids 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Corn Toss Contest 2:30 PM
Wheel Barrow Race 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM
First Aid Station 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Saturday events schedule April 18, 2009
Breakfast in Festival Building 7:00 AM - 9:00 AM
Festival Store/Information Booth 9:00 AM - 9:00 PM
5th Annual 5K Run 9:00 AM
Arts & Crafts 9:00 AM - 7:00 PM
Kids Fun Run 9:00 AM
Business and Civic Booths 9:00 AM - 10:00 PM
Magic Midway 9:00AM - 10:30PM
First Aid Station 9:00 AM - 9:00 PM
Grits Grinding 10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Clothsline Art 10:00 AM - 3:00 PM
Grits Dinner in Festival Building 11:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Sample Grits at Quaker Booth 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM
Parade 11:00 AM
Dunking Booth 12:00 Noon - 5:00 PM
Rolling in the Grits Contest for Children - Main Stage 1:00 PM Children ages 6 to 14
Taps Dance 12:15 PM - 1:00 PM
Carolina Dancers 2:00PM
Corn Shelling Contest - South Stage 2:30 PM - 3:00 PM
Religious Music - North Stage 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Basketball Toss for Younger Kids 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Hula Hoop Contest 3:00 PM
Grits Eating Contest - South Stage 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Orangeburg Line Dancers 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Gene Brownlee Sings 5:00 PM
Wrangler Rockin Country 5:30AM - 6:00 PM
Events for Friday April 17, 2009:
The Carnival at the Magic Midway 3:00 PM - 10:30 PM
Clothesline Art in Grits Building 10:00 AM - 3:00 PM
Grits Dinner in Festival Building 11:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Business and Civic 1:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Food Booths 10:00 AM - 10:00 PM
Arts & Crafts 12:00 Noon - 7:00PM
Festival Store - Information 9:00 AM - 9:00 PM
Grits Grinding 1:00 PM - 6:00PM
Gene Brownlee Sings 5:00 PM
First Aid Station 3:00 PM - 9:00 PM
Main Stage
SEA-CRUZ
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
6:00pm till 10:00pm
South Stage
Karaoke with Hank McCollum
South Carolina
6:00pm till 10:00pm
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Monday, November 5, 2007
20071104 Columns and essays on Grits – The story so far.
Columns and essays on Grits – The story so far.
November 4th, 2007
My Sunday Carroll Eagle column for November 4th, 2007 column is on grits. I’ve already received some fun feedback. I’ll post it on Soundtrack, when I find a spare moment.
Meanwhile, please enjoy the story so far…
August 1, 2007 Westminster Eagle column: Song of the South: No grits, no glory
Winchester Report: Song of the South: No grits, no glory: http://news.mywebpal.com/news_tool_v2.cfm?pnpID=978&NewsID=837916&CategoryID=18298&show=localnews&om=1
The Winchester Report: http://news.mywebpal.com/news_tool_v2.cfm?pnpid=978&show=newscast&CategoryID=18298&om=1
http://kevindayhoff.blogspot.com/search/label/Food%20Grits
20070905 Song of the South: No grits, no glory:
http://kevindayhoff.blogspot.com/2007/09/20070905-song-of-south-no-grits-no.html
20071003 Living and loving in the age of asparagus
http://kevindayhoff.blogspot.com/2007/10/20071003-living-and-loving-in-age-of.html
20070802 Welcome to the Outer Banks Grits Grill
http://kevindayhoff.blogspot.com/2007/08/20070802-welcome-to-outer-banks-grits.html
Thursday, October 4, 2007
20071003 Living and loving in the age of asparagus
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Mary Katherine Ham to Alicia Silverstone: Go Hunting
October 3rd, 2007
Although I have spent a large portion of my life as a vegetarian; as I grew older and life got particularly hectic, I gave it up – for now anyway. Who knows, tomorrow, I may go back. Whatever.
A number of years ago, as I was attempting to reason with an unreasonable person and losing miserably, a colleague said to me:
“You know what your problem is?”
“Ugh.” I really did not need advice at that particular moment; however, I prized his friendship and sheepishly asked: “What?”
“It's a dog eat dog world out there, and you're a vegetarian!"
We solved that by going out to a sub shop where I gave up the anorexic bliss of salads and voraciously scarfed down a cheese-steak sandwich.
It was a road to
I still lose miserably with folks who accept narcissistic fiction as fact, however, I am bigger now and I figure that if I am to be eaten alive, I might as well give folks a flavorful super-sized meal.
Then again, to be candid, I was never good at being a vegetarian. I never stopped eating animal crackers and every once and awhile at Moms, I’d dive into a steak – and I can rarely remember missing turkey at Thanksgiving.
I have a number of colleagues and some family members who are, at the moment, practicing vegetarians - and I respect that choice. Besides, I really like vegetables. Then there are folks who don’t like vegetables or are otherwise broccoli intolerant. To them I say, ya really ought to “give peas a chance.”
A member of my family, who is an avid vegetarian, recently gave some seafood a try.
Bold.
Writing for the Washington Post, Joel Achenbach says:
“Certain kinds of seafood, such as lobster, clams and crabs, are honorary forms of meat, but a small filet of a low-fat white fish should be viewed as essentially a vegetable. Raw oysters are manfood, as is any fish served with the head on and the mouth gaping in horror.
Me, I could live off of Dr. Pepper, coffee and grits. Hey, don’t knock the cooking with Dr. Pepper book. There are some great recipes in there.
I never tried the “vegan” approach. I often wondered how the term came about. When I was quite young I had a great deal of confusion over the term “vegetarian.” If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Mr. Achenbach calls to our attention a savior for vegans, who every once in awhile, go Jonesing for a milkshake – “soy cows.”
In the column he was initially singing the praises of his new “Fabulator 5000.”
What is a “Fabulator 5000?” I am so glad you asked. I was fascinated about this development since I am still using the Fabulator model No. 1953.
I’ll let Mr. Achenbach ‘splain:
“I love my new food printer, the Fabulator 5000, which makes the previous food printers look not just clunky but positively medieval. There's no more click-and-point nonsense on the screen, no more waiting five or six interminable minutes for the food to print. You just tell the Fab 5 what you want. The food comes out in about three or four seconds, complete with garnish and a complementary wine.”
Oh, the “soy cows?” Apparently Mr. Achenbach recently “took the kids … to Homewood Farm to see a good old-fashioned agricultural enterprise…”
“I got a look at the new soy cows, grazing in the large field just north of the orchard. The USDA apparently felt that soy milk could be produced much more efficiently if it came from cows made of soy. These cows are so green they nearly blend into the landscape. They say the soy milk is a lot better tasting (not as beany, somehow) than the stuff derived from plants, and the soy burgers are more tender. But you've probably read about how the soy cows dry up badly in drought conditions -- they literally wilt -- and even catch fire. Bored teenagers have been blamed for setting some of the cow fires.”
There is much to be appreciated by the vegetarian lifestyle; nevertheless my goal was to not be evangelical about it all.
But – and ya know there was going to be a “but” in here soon – I’ve never been fond of PETA’s Strindbergian gloom and bleakness approach to advocacy.
When I was a practicing vegetarian, invariably, some folks would suggest some linkage to me, a vegetarian, with PETA’s in-your-face humorless lactose intolerant militancy. An approach which often seems more oriented to being obnoxious and annoying instead of being compelling and persuasive to what is otherwise, a perfectly fine lifestyle, vegetarianism, for which PETA routinely does an injustice....
At a local government - social event, a local elected official’s wife was horrified that I was a vegetarian. “How can a big strapping former Marine be a vegetarian,” she gasped.
I solved that in quick order. She was a dog lover and the owner of a huge
I asked her if she had ever eaten dog. When I was in the Marines, a South Vietnamese ranger once cooked-up a mess of dog.
It tasted like chicken.
I suggested to my scowling friend that her
Recently Alicia Silverstone did an ad for PETA that has garnered a great deal of attention. I can’t believe that it is winning over any converts to vegetarianism, but it has attracted attention to PETA.
Whether it is really the sort of attention that an advocacy organization wants is a bigger issue for which there is not right or wrong, it just isn’t my cup of tea.
Nevertheless, in age of so much strife and discord, I yearn for a time when peas will rule the planets, and love won’t be such a fuss. I long for the dawn of the age of asparagus.
Enter stage right, Mary Katherine Ham. Ms. Ham has done a spoof on the Ms. Silverstone ad that is a real crack-up.
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No animals were hurt in the writing of this column.
E-mail him at: kdayhoff AT carr.org or kevindayhoff AT gmail.com
His columns and articles appear in The Tentacle - www.thetentacle.com; Westminster Eagle Opinion; www.thewestminstereagle.com and Winchester Report.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
20070905 Song of the South: No grits, no glory
Note: This column first appeared in the Westminster Eagle on August 1st, 2007. Since it ran I have had several requests for copies… This is a longer version of that column. It is cross posted on my Westminster Eagle blog. "The Winchester Report":
Winchester Report: Song of the South: No grits, no glory
(Also see: “20070802 Welcome to the Outer Banks Grits Grill”)
Please enjoy.
08/01/07 – September 5th, 2007 By Kevin E. Dayhoff
Recently, my family ventured on our annual sojourn south. It's a combination family reunion and vacation, as folks rendezvous from literally all over the world to a house with its very own ZIP code in Nags Head, N.C.
Many are aware of
But of course, the real reason I like to go is to watch the Tour de France and the readily-available access to the most northern reaches of the "Georgia Ice Cream" belt ... which runs from
What's that, you ask? What is "Georgia Ice Cream?" Honey child, I am so glad you asked. It's perhaps the most misunderstood of Southern delicacies: grits.
Many folks from
Indeed, the state of
You may very well consider standing, placing your hand on your heart, and re-reading the previous sentence.
In the past, northerners have come up with many well-documented ways of annoying southerners. Lengthy historic and economic dissertations will give the uninformed a certain insight that disagreements over the manufacture and distribution of grits could be considered one of the causes of the “War of Northern Aggression.”
But one of the best sure-fire ways of having “
In 1952, the Charleston News and Courier proclaimed that grits, "an inexpensive, simple and thoroughly digestible food, should be made popular throughout the world. Given enough of it, the inhabitants of planet Earth would have nothing to fight about. A man full of (grits) is a man of peace."
The singular noun, "grits" has its roots from the Old English word, "grytta" meaning a coarse meal of any kind.
Native Americans introduced ground maize -- grits -- to the early English settlers many hundreds of years ago when the colonists were illegal aliens and did not speak the language of the land.
Outside the South, folks attempt to make the word "grits" plural. Not so. Consider the word, spaghetti, which is considered to be plural in form but takes a singular verb. (One does not, for example, write "spaghetti are.") Anytime you hear "grits are good," that is a sure-fire sign you're dealing with a Yankee who is not properly schooled in the fine art of grits.
According to one of my holiest Outer Banks destinations, the Grits Grill: "There are two basic types: corn grits and hominy grits. Corn grits (is) made from dried, milled corn kernels. Hominy grits (is) made by soaking corn in lye water for several days and then dried."
Of course, it's worth mentioning that the Grits Grill also serves another Southern delicacy, Krispy Kreme Donuts.
Many folks consider grits to be solely a breakfast food. Wrong. Grits is good for breakfast, lunch or dinner. In the traditional South, grits automatically comes with breakfast. Once while traveling in the South, I specifically asked for an order of grits. The waitress glanced at me sideways and chewed her gum at a faster pace as she decreed, "Honey, grits just comes."
Many folks simply eat grits with a touch of salt and butter. Of course the real grits aficionado eats 'em smothered with bacon grease with their pinkie finger extended. I like grits mixed lightly ... with steak and eggs over-light. Please consult your cardiologist for additional consumption instructions.
As you can now easily understand, in a world pre-occupied with conflict and environmental perils, if more grits were served at mealtime, this food of love and peace could very well save the planet.
The
The Maryland General Assembly might consider going one-step further than
No grits, no glory.
Have you ever heard of folks arguing while sharing a meal of grits? I rest my case. At the Westminster Eagle, all we are saying is:
Give grits a chance.
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